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Hakenkruis, davidster en levende ganzen in Vindicathuis, bewoners geschorst

Rob Siebelink -
Vindicat heeft per direct alle banden verbroken met een van haar studentenhuizen in de Groningse binnenstad en de bewoners geschorst.

Ten tips on how to become Dutch

UKrant.nl -
Dan has left the building. He is studying in America for the next few months. So here are his final tips to become Dutch.

Dutch National Songs

UKrant.nl -
'It's five-fucking-ooooone!' The pub erupts with hugs, high-fives and the Wilhelmus. Give it some Willy!

Swearing in Diseases

UKrant.nl -
Internationals, liberate your lexicon! Get your kuts, brace your ballen. The Dutch open up a new world of swearing.

Steep Stairs

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Thousands of Internationals slip, trip and flip down Dutch stairs every day. So does Dan.

Negro Kisses

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The Dutch hang on to their politically suicidal confectionary names. They bring you Gypsy Sauce, Jew Cookies and... the Negro Kiss!

Plug Sockets

UKrant.nl -
Why on earth do they Dutch place their plug sockets so high? To protect the electronics in case of the inevitable flood?

Ponchos or umbrellas?

UKrant.nl -
It's raining. Again. So... wear a poncho or use an umbrella. Or just go Dutch and get wet?

Agendas

UKrant.nl -
Everywhere in the world people seem to cope without agendas. But the Dutch? To save brainpower, they jot everything down.

Cats in windows

UKrant.nl -
They are everywhere. Cats in Windows. Why? Nobody knows. So here is Dan's Definitive Guide to Dutch Housing.

‘Dutch please!’

UKrant.nl -
Hoi! Dan smiles proudly, impressed by his own command of the Dutch language, but then — ‘hello!’ WTF?

Pussy willow

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Dan wants to cry. The Dutch don't do hot-cross buns on Easter. However, they do have vases stuffed full of pussy willow.

A guide to Dutch Housing: bathrooms!

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‘The toilet is through there, the washbasin is that way, and the hand towel is on your right…’ Dan's Guide to Dutch Housing part II.

Red carpets

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No, those red carpets around the city or not meant to make you feel special. I'ts protection. Against bikes!

A guide to Dutch housing: kitchens

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Dutch kitchens feature a shower. But the oven is kept in the bedroom. Dan offers you a definitive guide to Dutch housing.

Stempas

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Dan meets a woman. She's holding a rose! What the floater has he done? Nothing. Just vote, coming Wednesday.

Ja or nee? Dutch letterboxes

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You have just moved into your new apartment. You go downstairs to check your letterbox... JA of NEE?
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