WTF

Curtains

Why is it that the Dutch don't do curtains? Even the Red Light District has them, they’re more than happy to show off their jugs!

Hagelslag

Sprinkles on bread is fine… for children. However, for the anti-ageist Dutch, there's even liquorice hagelslag (for those wishing to join the Dark Side).

Groningen Road Systems

Dan's still not sure how he managed to survive Groningen's Road Systems. To summarize... better not leave your house.

Automatieks

Dan takes a look at another Dutch treat: automatieks. If you don't think they're appetizing, you're not drunk enough.

De Bierkoerier

Three in the morning. You’re walking back from town, and past you whizzes… Dutch Superman?

Bakfiets and ‘ballen’

Bakfiets don’t offer much protection in crashes, particularly with the brake between the riders’ ‘ballen.’

The Groningen Chrysler Siren

No, it's not Sigourney Weaver giving birth to the Alien. Every first Monday of the month the sirens howl. Just testing...

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