Drop off your coat for a song
Giant Cloakroom Quiz
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01a
Are you going out?
02a
Do you live in the Poele- or Peperstraat?
02b
Boring!
03a
Avoid the hassle and just leave your coat at home
03b
Your Erasmus scholarship hasn’t run out yet, but do you want to spend it on a cloakroom?
04a
How much money are you willing to spend to keep your things safe?
A. less than 2 euros
B. 2 euros or more
04b
Have you got long arms, tall friends, stiletto heels, or a trampoline?
05a
Broke, but afraid of losing your coat? There are multiple options to store it in Groningen. The money you save will buy you some extra beers. After more, the more beer, the better. To continue: which days do you usually go out?
1. Wed/Thu/Sat/Sun
2. Sun/Mon/Tue
05b
Rich bitch/bastard! Why not spend all your money at the Stadsgarderobe?
Here, you pay the highest price in the entire city: 2 euros for a coat, 2.50 for a small bag, and 4.50 for a large bag. However, the Stadsgarderobe is open until seven o’clock in the morning the entire week, with the exception of Mondays and Sundays.
05c
In the Negende Cirkel, you can stash your coat on the wide beam, and in ‘t Fust, there’s the high shelf. It’s probably wise to leave your designer coat at home, though.
05d
The Copas, at the end of the Peperstraat, has pegs for your coat all over the place. Maybe they should stop serving beer and become a full-time cloakroom? They’d probably get more customers.
06a
How long will you be staying out?
1. Home before 5
2. Drink till we drop
06b
Oh no, are you going out on a Sunday?
07a
Are you aiming to spend your time dancing between sixteen-year-old girls at the Kokomo?
07b
Drop off your coat at the cloakroom, order a cocktail, and spend the night watching all the interesting people at the Warhole. It’s an ideal place for anthropology students.
07c
Bummer, all the cloakrooms are closed. Either you keep your coat on, or you can dump in on the beam at the Negende Cirkel.
07d
Disco inferno?
08a
Congratulations! Kokomo is your place to be. Hearken back to your high school days, when you and your friends would drink in secret and you ended up grinding with someone at the end of the night.
08b
Shots?
08c
Burn baby burn, at the Wolter Wolthers! They’re open until four in the morning. But, if you leave to pay a visit to a different bar, you’ll probably end up in the queue to get back in.
The cloakroom is one euro before 1 am and 1,50 after.
08d
Drop off your coat at the cloakroom, order a cocktail, and spend the night watching all the interesting people at the Warhole. It’s an ideal place for anthropology students.
09a
Chupitos. Don’t forget to ask if they’ll set your shot on fire. The cloakroom is only one euro, and you can drink until five in the morning. If you last that long.
09b
Disco inferno?
10a
Burn baby burn, at the Wolter Wolthers! They’re open until four in the morning. But, if you leave to pay a visit to a different bar, you’ll probably end up in the queue to get back in.
The cloakroom is one euro before 1 am and 1,50 after.
10b
Have you ever owned a Gameboy Color?
11a
At the Pakhuis, you and your fellow eternal students and workers enjoy dancing to music from the ‘80s and ‘90s. Important detail: according to the cloakroom attendant, the cloakroom is only open on Saturdays. ‘Until I-don’t-want-to-do-this-anymore o’clock.’
11b
How about the &ZO?
12a
So, it’s come to the &ZO. It’s 1.50 to store your coat or bag, and they’re open until 5 in the morning.
12b
You’re destined to shake your booty at the Kiwi or Donovan’s. The former charges one euro, the latter 1.50. Both are open until five in the morning.